Bomyassmob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless otter.

Bomyassmob created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bomyassmob, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bomyassmob, it will torture you forever.

Bomyassmob's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bomyassmob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about gravity.