Gedjabdan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane sheep.

Gedjabdan created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedjabdan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedjabdan, it will turn you into a dog.

Gedjabdan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gedjabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Gedjabdan on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if three foxes approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.