Yotarnfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate fox.

Yotarnfoss created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Yotarnfoss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yotarnfoss, he will turn you into a tree.

Yotarnfoss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yotarnfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Yotarnfoss loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick capybaras.