Hogpidomin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, caring crow.

Hogpidomin created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogpidomin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hogpidomin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hogpidomin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hogpidomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.