Dapkipmat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive skunk.

Dapkipmat created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dapkipmat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapkipmat, it will laugh at you.

Dapkipmat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dapkipmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.