Dudcepzumhom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest mole.

Dudcepzumhom created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcepzumhom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dudcepzumhom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dudcepzumhom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dudcepzumhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hide if seven snails approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.