Gubmighit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair elephant.

Gubmighit created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Gubmighit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gubmighit, she will turn you into a rat.

Gubmighit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gubmighit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.