Pogbutcen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow faun.

Pogbutcen created life four years ago.

If you believe in Pogbutcen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogbutcen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pogbutcen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pogbutcen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.