Gigfagfut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing meerkat.

Gigfagfut created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigfagfut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigfagfut, it will turn you into a mole.

Gigfagfut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gigfagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Always take life seriously.