Bellantail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating butterfly.

Bellantail created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellantail, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bellantail, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bellantail's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bellantail's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect six lead sculptures of Bellantail on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Bellantail.