Lidflamkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident chinchilla.

Lidflamkop created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidflamkop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidflamkop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Lidflamkop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lidflamkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.