Sab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind wombat.

Sab created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.