Citbesscap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful butterfly.

Citbesscap created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citbesscap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citbesscap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Citbesscap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Citbesscap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink goats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not sing in public.