Fetlimvedvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident centaur.

Fetlimvedvad created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetlimvedvad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fetlimvedvad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fetlimvedvad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fetlimvedvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Pray towards the east.