Gephog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate elephant.

Gephog created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gephog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gephog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gephog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gephog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Gephog on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.