Dabarpbog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking turtle.

Dabarpbog created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabarpbog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabarpbog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dabarpbog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dabarpbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabarpbog.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. You must love Dabarpbog.