Tinstikapp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective fly.

Tinstikapp created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Tinstikapp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinstikapp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tinstikapp's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tinstikapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.