Sigyimlen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy deer.

Sigyimlen created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigyimlen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigyimlen, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sigyimlen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sigyimlen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never run in the presence of turtles.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.