Sogpon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic swan.

Sogpon created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Sogpon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogpon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sogpon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sogpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never run in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never go into black rooms.