Honxincuss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered pig.

Honxincuss created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Honxincuss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Honxincuss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Honxincuss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Honxincuss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never eat green fruit.