Dimzagfar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm sheep.

Dimzagfar created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimzagfar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dimzagfar, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dimzagfar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dimzagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never talk about gravity.