Bafhiggad Ditflatmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful naga.

Bafhiggad Ditflatmit created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Bafhiggad Ditflatmit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafhiggad Ditflatmit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bafhiggad Ditflatmit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bafhiggad Ditflatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed apples to swans while wearing blue trousers.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.