Flisrigcem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic owl.

Flisrigcem created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisrigcem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flisrigcem, it will think nothing of it.

Flisrigcem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flisrigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Fast once a month.