Lunhitlip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, conceited skunk.

Lunhitlip created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhitlip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunhitlip, she will turn you into a duck.

Lunhitlip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lunhitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if three voles approach from the north.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never pour water over plants.