Pibgidmut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying deer.

Pibgidmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgidmut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibgidmut, he will remove you from existence.

Pibgidmut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pibgidmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pibgidmut on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pibgidmut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.