Jenvoglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage beaver.

Jenvoglarn created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Jenvoglarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jenvoglarn, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jenvoglarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jenvoglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six great tits approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. You must pray to Jenvoglarn eight times a day.

5. Jenvoglarn must be the most important thing in your life.