Gomwadster is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient crane.

Gomwadster created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomwadster, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gomwadster, she will turn you into a snail.

Gomwadster's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gomwadster's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gomwadster.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.