Liplenkin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate wolf.

Liplenkin created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liplenkin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liplenkin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Liplenkin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Liplenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liplenkin.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.