Donortlegyik Cenhivnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered elephant.

Donortlegyik Cenhivnur created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donortlegyik Cenhivnur, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Donortlegyik Cenhivnur, it will torture you forever.

Donortlegyik Cenhivnur's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Donortlegyik Cenhivnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back gray.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at galaxies.