Dissnadgat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing shrew.

Dissnadgat created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnadgat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dissnadgat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dissnadgat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dissnadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed figs to whales while wearing yellow boots.

4. Never wear pink dresses.

5. Do not drink alcohol.