Flagcinfab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing manatee.

Flagcinfab created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcinfab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagcinfab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flagcinfab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flagcinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Flagcinfab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear tights.