Dimbumtom is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, contented hare.
Dimbumtom created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Dimbumtom, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Dimbumtom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dimbumtom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Dimbumtom's Holy Commandments
1. Never go into purple rooms.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Never pour water over plants.