Dodhamcebminyimkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic bee.

Dodhamcebminyimkip created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhamcebminyimkip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodhamcebminyimkip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dodhamcebminyimkip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dodhamcebminyimkip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodhamcebminyimkip.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Dodhamcebminyimkip loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.