Hadvogbam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured skunk.

Hadvogbam created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadvogbam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hadvogbam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hadvogbam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hadvogbam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Hadvogbam on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Hadvogbam's name in vain.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hadvogbam.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.