Shavbomvad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered centipede.

Shavbomvad created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbomvad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavbomvad, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Shavbomvad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Shavbomvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Retreat if five ducks approach from the west.

3. Shavbomvad loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.