Pondumflig is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying jackal.
Pondumflig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in Pondumflig, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in Pondumflig, he will turn you into a sheep.
Pondumflig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Pondumflig's Holy Commandments
1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pondumflig.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.