Bidlighan Pogliblad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous bird.

Bidlighan Pogliblad created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bidlighan Pogliblad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bidlighan Pogliblad, she will not care.

Bidlighan Pogliblad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bidlighan Pogliblad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bidlighan Pogliblad on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.