Dogkiphog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest mongoose.

Dogkiphog created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogkiphog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogkiphog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dogkiphog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dogkiphog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Dogkiphog's priests.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Hide from orange dogs for they are unholy.

5. Never think about black holes.