Rilbudjinbid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective jackal.

Rilbudjinbid created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbudjinbid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilbudjinbid, he will come to you in dreams.

Rilbudjinbid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rilbudjinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.