Dim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome mink.

Dim created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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