Rutxen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective rhinoceros.

Rutxen created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutxen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutxen, he will manifest in front of you.

Rutxen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rutxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never feed wheat to ducks while wearing yellow kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.