Wadbusmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind mink.

Wadbusmeg created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadbusmeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadbusmeg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wadbusmeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wadbusmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to snails while wearing green skirts.

2. You must pray to Wadbusmeg four times a day.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Put Wadbusmeg first in all things.