Stigcetbomsomrul is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless butterfly.

Stigcetbomsomrul created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigcetbomsomrul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigcetbomsomrul, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stigcetbomsomrul's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stigcetbomsomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear purple kilts.

4. Retreat if five geese approach from the east.

5. Never mention great tits.
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