Farshavfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate ferret.

Farshavfas created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farshavfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farshavfas, it will turn you into a plant.

Farshavfas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Farshavfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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