Watyimgov is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful hare.

Watyimgov created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watyimgov, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Watyimgov, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Watyimgov's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Watyimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Watyimgov seven times a day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.