Yarplarpdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous octopus.

Yarplarpdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarplarpdiss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarplarpdiss, she will turn you into a rat.

Yarplarpdiss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yarplarpdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

5. Never look at nebulae.