Yiklikjat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable deer.

Yiklikjat created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklikjat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yiklikjat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yiklikjat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yiklikjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. You must love Yiklikjat.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.