Flagfarweggod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, quiet snake.

Flagfarweggod created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagfarweggod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagfarweggod, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flagfarweggod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flagfarweggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.