Ingraptomwablunnellbigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful finch.

Ingraptomwablunnellbigbass created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingraptomwablunnellbigbass, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingraptomwablunnellbigbass, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ingraptomwablunnellbigbass' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ingraptomwablunnellbigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.