Gamzan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable aardvark.

Gamzan created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamzan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamzan, she will curse you with boils.

Gamzan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gamzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never run near swans.